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Oct 1st

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Anonymous asked: dafuq is bad wolf

Sep 2nd

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Jun 24th

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Jun 21st

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Watch

Every sex and nude scene from Game of Thrones. You’re welcome.

Jun 21st

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Why I love this woman with all my heart

ME: Baby, since you're studying I'm gonna play some Skyrim, ok? If anything comes up, text me.
HER: Go on, my Dragonborn! Kill some fuckers for me, will ya?
 15 minutes later...
ME: Just killed a dragon for you.
HER: But they are MY CHILDREN! D=
 20 minutes later...
ME: Entering an empty round dungeon with a Gauntlet marked with a rune on the center. Chances of getting fucked: High.
HER: You're so screwed.
ME: Oh, well, nothing happened, I need another item. Gonna come back here later.
HER: "Chances of getting fucked: High. I'll come back here", pfff, rogues.
ME: I'm all about the treasures, baby! ;D
 5 minutes later...
ME: I like that ice magic is the strongest one on Skyrim.
HER: Same on WoW. I played an Ice Mage once, it's fun, they have crowd control and stuff.
ME: You're too sociable.
HER: It's not about being sociable, it's about being competitive! I'm addicted to Honor Kills. Some people even /w'd me to congratulate me for my kills. And they didn't even know I was a girl!

Jun 21st

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HER: I hope we don't end up like my parents.
ME: We'll be awesome...
HER: I hope so...
ME: We'll decide who does the dishes over Mario Kart.

Jun 20th

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Jun 20th

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Jun 20th

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I've been tagged!

WHO TAGGED ME: Nerd Cafe RULES Post the rules. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Let them know you’ve tagged them. (If you’re tagged in this post, you’re tagged) [[MORE]] MY ANSWERS Your last realisation That I have to hurry some of my marriage arrangements. The last thing you did that...

Jun 20th

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Jun 19th

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Jun 18th

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Jun 17th

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Jun 17th

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Jun 14th

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Jun 13th

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Jun 13th

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Jun 13th

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Anonymous asked: Stop asking yourself anonymous questions!!!!!!!!!

Jun 12th

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anyademented asked: You're my eternal crush for the last 3 years - and beyond. And we love each other. Awn ;)

Jun 12th

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yugiq asked: Boobies.

Jun 12th

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Anonymous asked: You're my secret crush for the last years and you hate me

Jun 12th

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anyademented asked: Quer me matar de susto que eu sei XD

Jun 12th

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historienne asked: We should totally meet. (I'm collaborating with the use of reaction gifs. XD)

Jun 12th

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Anonymous asked: you're not lame!

Jun 12th

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Anonymous asked: your lame

Jun 12th

Ok, anon, I have about 200 new reaction gifs and I...

So click here and do your worst.

Jun 12th

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Anonymous asked: buffy?

Jun 12th

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anyademented asked: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMO VOCÊ! :~

Jun 12th

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Jun 12th

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Jun 12th

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Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

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Jun 10th

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Jun 10th

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Jun 10th

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Anonymous asked: você sabe onde posso comprar produtos relacionados a doctor who no brasil? algum site, loja? de preferência aqui no rio.

Jun 7th

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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get... →

the-absolute-best-gifs: I feel ashamed that it took me over 10 seconds to get it. I DON’T GET IT |8 OH I GET IT THAT’S A CUBIC GLASS.

Jun 6th

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Jun 3rd

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May 30th

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May 28th

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So everyone's posting this Miami "Zombie"

otherworldodd: But no one is posting other possibly relevant zombie stuff going on in Florida! Come on guys. Zombie in Miami Hazmat Incident at Florida Airport. Disoriented Passenger on Flight to Miami Doctor Spits Blood at Police Officer If you’re gonna believe zombies, at least do the research.

May 28th

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BBC: TUMBLR: BBC: TUMBLR:

May 25th

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